guitarbeard:

mechanicaltrees:

what are some fun things to do that dont require moving your arms

squats

(via kingneroche)

orlyman:

bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

This is from the greatest game ad of all time

orlyman:

bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

This is from the greatest game ad of all time

(via cawkat)

(Source: unclefather, via punkerbella)

catsfurever:

when something happens to ur favorite character

image

(via equalistmako)

cedpipe:

jumped too far back in time

cedpipe:

jumped too far back in time

(Source: arlertarmin, via piglii)

woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

(via cawkat)

scribeassistant:

"you’re only watching/reading/playing it for that one female/lesbian character"

you’re DAMN RIGHT  I AM

(Source: stealthboy, via princessbubblgum)

slaaneshi-party-bus:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

You nerds, that ratio is 1 homozygous dominant, 2 heterozygotes and 1 homozygous recessive. So yes homo.

(via mmmcoconut)

michikomalandroid:

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

'do not fall in love with people like me'

don’t worry i won’t

(Source: xemkgx, via dirtywrat)

valkubus:

mycroftsbooty:

shslspookyscary:

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

something really important

what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

a pharmacy

yeah it’s really only funny in french

(via cawkat)