Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
#i used to think reactions like this were ridiculous #now they’re normal
after fridays come the
welp
and if any of you white people respond with “wait but I didn’t do that. that was in the past”
i need you to check your privilege
and then drink bleach if you think your hands aren’t dirty
They’re not.
Guilt doesn’t transfer from generation to generation. I am not magically accountable for something my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have done. Also;
>social justice blogger
>telling people to kill themselvesI forgot a thing
>thinks America is the only country in the whole wide world
An octopus.
Available on S6. Free worldwide shipping in effect as I type this!
I saw this post and smiled with the cursor hovering over the heart button. But then I remembered.
I’m a twin.
I didn’t win.It was a draw.
Reblogging for ^
i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on firevery very slowly.i don’t like this head canon
OH MY GOD
the best tumblr has to offer
yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this
“dad where did u get that mug”
“my worlds greatest dad mug? long story”
*dad looks out the window as he vividly remembers his bloody victory in the 100 dad cage match at dadfights.com*